PATRIOTS LOW-TRUE SONG

Yeah...Let it rain
You see the rings haha
We got an undefeated team the best one ever (one ever) Them Pats makin history up in here (Whoo) 18-0 (18-0) One more to go Super Bow-o-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wolll Yeah Giants scared as hell and they don't stand a chance (stand a chance)
We stomped the Chargers New York's gonna get a smack 18-0 (18-0) One more to go
Super Bow-o-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wolll
Man I ain't never seen nuttin like this before How a team gonna go 18-0
Since we got Randy he stole the show
Comin down wit anythin Tom Brady throw
Professional Incredible
Defense makin hits if you a vegetable
First down C'mon Touchdown C'mon
Beat down get it right let's go
Now onto the Giants They best be quiet
We serve humble pie ask the Chargers they tried it You cannot deny it Our team is on fire
We've been through the wire
Ya'll best to retire
Man I thought I told ya New England pass again over Get a real QB not a poser Eli realize that its over (its over)

More Books! (And A Funny Pic)

Hitchiked to Barnes and Nobles for 2 more books. 1 for $4 Inside the Helmet with Michael Strahan. 22 bucks off. Other was Fantasy Football for Dummies for $16.99. Yah thats right more Fantasy football strategy. Already read 1 fantasy book called Fantasy Football The Next Level how to build a championship team every season. Besides that here Is a Funny Picture that I like to call:
Silence Is Golden!!!

More Youtube Videos

Here are some Youtube vids I found a while ago about fast food. BIG MAC!

Thats a keeper. I know every single word. Here is one about Burger King:

Basketball Game

Had Kyle but no Big Shaun and since the other team had a huge kid we lost huge. We scored 13 points. They scored 57 points. Enough said.

Super Project Update...Kenny Mayne Is Writing a Book!

Ola! The Super Secret Project is being delayed for what looks like Tuesday or Wednesday. But Kenny Mayne Is Writing A Book!!! Click Here to see his progress!!!
Besides that, I went to Borders and bought 2 books: one called the Education of a Coach which is about Bill Belichick written by (dead) David Halberstam. The second is Tarnished Heisman which is about that did Reggie Bush turn his senior year into a 6 figure job? See ya Montag as they say in German.

MY SWEET NEW PHONE

OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I JUST CONVINCED MY DAD INTO GETTING ME A NEW PHONE SO I JUST GOT A SWEET $450 PHONE FOR FREE BECAUSE I'M A NEW CUSTOMER. FIRST MONTH FREE TEXTS AND I GET 1500 OF THEM (TEXTS). SWEET! (THIS ISN'T THE BIG PROJECT THOUGH)

Super Crazy Deluze Project!

Sorry for the lack of awesomeness for the last few days but that is because I am working on the most awesome project for the last 9 days. I have video taped my progress throughout it and I am putting on a video of every step and I am going to post it on my website. I'll give you a hint:

L_g_ A_r_ _a n e 7_7

Fill in the blanks to figure out what it is.

Maybe it comes out tomorrow or today. Who knows. Stay tuned.

American Idol Season 7 In San Diego

The Weird:

The Bad:

The Good:

Inside the brain of...Tiki Barber!

CLICK HERE TO TAKE A LOOK INTO TIKI BARBER'S THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!!!

Funny!

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Recap.

Woke up around 11:30 and watched the end of the Price is Right then ate brunch of cereal. Looked around online and found nothing. Then I talked my mom into getting netflix so we have the movie Monster In Law coming tomorrow and after that we have The Waterboy followed by Arrested Development Season 1 Disc 1. Already watched Supersize Me instantly on the PC. Will watch Happy Gilmore soon on PC. I also went to the mall and bought a 1174 piece airplane and I haven't made a lego kit for roughly 1 year. Thats just about it. Already sort of far on the Lego kit. My guess is 150 pieces done.Only 1000 more to go!

Basketball Game

Our teams record is now 2-2 and our best player, Kyle, has missed 2 straight games. We lost today by 10 points because #13 on the other team was on HGH and steroids. In addition he dominated the game and it seemed like he fouled out twice yet he never did. I was 1-2 in my shots and had 6 assists ( I think). Its simple: we win with Kyle, lose without.

Ze End of The World!

American Idol Season 7 in Texas

The bad and funny:



Nobody good out of that addition. GO DAVID DOUGLAS!

My First Video

I got a small camcorder and here is my first video I recorded.

Click Here

School Goals for 2008

PWND Principal

OWN Your Classmates

Learn To Not Choose C

Do This on Answer #9

American Idol Season 7 In Philly

I am a American Idol fan so here is my wrap up of Philly. We start with the bad:

The funny:

And The Good

AL West Predictions

My third and final predictions for the American League. Enjoy.
AL West
1. Los Angeles Angels-They are still the best team in the AL West because they are the only team that still has good starting pitching. A rotation of Lackey, Escobar, Weaver, and so on is better than the other shaky lineups of the AL West. In the hitting department I still think they lack a big piece to being good. Sure, they went out and got Torii Hunter but the thing they are missing is a good hitting infield. But the pitching brings them through it with also a strong bullpen and closer.
2. Seattle Mariners-Seem to be a contender for 1st every year but they don't have the depth to go all the way. Same thing this year. They didn't get anybody in free agency so far so this was a bad off season for them. Their pitching falls off after Felix Hernandez. All of their hitters are old and tire out after July but they are great before they expire. They need to get more youth hitters on their team and get a good veteran pitcher like Mike Mussina. Until them expect a .500 season.

3. Texas Rangers-The Rangers have always been a great team that just doesn't have "it". You could blame a lot of things like how Hank Blalock and Michael Young don't like each other but I blame the lack of talent everywhere else besides Young and Blalock. They have nobody besides those 2. Their pitching is ok but that won't get you very far. Until they get more good players I say they are mediocre. Expect a .40 season.

4. Oakland Athletics-They are a great story back in 2002 but that was 2002. They suck now. They have no pitching besides some flops that Harden and Blanton. I still think they are a contender in there imagination but play like bums on the field. Genius? Billy Beane? Please.

Great Game

Wow. What a great game between the Chargers and Colts. 5 lead changes in the 2nd half. So us Patriots fans now know we will face the Chargers in the next round. Pretty easy task because we beat them with a healthy team in week 3 or 4 right? By like 20 points. We are fully rested with only a probable Ellis Hobbs. The Chargers have too many injuries to count. Let me list off them:

• Antonio Gates
• Philip Rivers
• LaDanian Tomlinson
• Lorenzo Neal
• Antonio Cromartie
• Marques Harris
• Jamal Williams
• Chris Chambers

Yah. And we have Ellis Hobbs injured. Besides-we already proved we are the best team.

I Just Sent Fan Mail to The Patriots!

Taking a short break from my baseball predictions, I was watching CBS when the Patriots were tied 14-14 with the Jaguars when I saw an advertisement for Super Ad. It was where Matt Hasselbeck, 3 years ago didn't get a lot of fan mail. Then one day this boy writes him a letter that said Dear Mr. Hasselbeck, Brett Favre does not return his fan mail. Can you get me his autograph.
So when I was listening to that I just realized that I could ask for autographs through fan mail for free. So today I went on my computer and looked around Google for the address of the Patriots fan mail place. Sure enough, I found it. They said to include a letter to the player, a picture to get autographed and a return envelope that already has a stamp on it. So I decided to make three fan mail letters and I sent them to Wes Welker, Tedy Bruschi, and Larry Izzo. I need stamps for them but I'm pretty sure that I will get their autographs. It said the estimated time it will come back will be in 3 whole months so that will be like an early birthday present from me, to me. If you like to collect the Patriots signatures but don't want to pay like $50 for them, try Fan Mail!
http://www.fanmail.biz/1537.html

AL Central Predictions

The AL Central is harder than the AL East but here is my early predictions!
AL Central
1. Detroit Tigers-The Tigers are an interesting team but everybody still remembers how they demolished every team to win the pennant. After an off year for the Tigers they are back on track after a monster trade for Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera. Their lineup is strong with it looking like Granderson, Polanco, Sheffield, Cabrera, Guillen, Rodriguez, Casey, and Inge. They have one of the strongest lineups. Their only weak spot to worry about is their bullpen. Their isn't much besides Joel Zumaya. Expect a strong, roughly .590 year from them this year.
2. Cleveland Indians-They almost went to the World Series even at one time leading 3 games to 1 but they failed to close in and finish it off. So far they look like the same team from last year except people like Grady Sizemore are going to get faster and better. They improved on their bullpen by landing Japanese prospect Masahide Kobayashi. Expect them to be a good wild card contender with a record around .575.
3. Minnesota Twins-The only reason that they will beat the White Sox is that they havea one of the best pitching groups in the majors. There offense needs work with only Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau leading the pack. They snagged a nice addition from the Rays by landing Delmon Young but that won't be enough to be a contender. Expect average out of them by landing around .457.
4. Chicago White Sox-They need help everywhere and need to replace the aging veterans. Enough said.
5. Kansas City Royals-Until they make a big trade expect them to finish last every single year. Tough luck for Royals fans.

AL East Predictions

Here are my early predictions for the AL East:
AL East Division
1. Boston Red Sox-The Boston Red Sox, fresh off a World Series win, our already looking to repeat for next year. The Red Sox have kept all their key players including negotiating a 3 year deal with Mike Lowell, World Series MVP. The Red Sox will be better in '08 because of young players getting older and better. For example sensation Jacob Ellsbury is now, according to Red Sox.com, the starting Center Fielder. Last year he batted an average .353 last year in 33 games. He can only get better. Their pitching rotation is stronger this year with it looking like: Beckett, Schilling, Matsuzaka, Wakefield, and Lester. If Wakefield tires out in the middle of the year look for Clay Bucholz to be called up to the starting rotation.
2. New York Yankees- The Yankees are falling apart power house. They have lost their dominance and our laughed at for pushing 230 million dollars every year in the payroll. For starters their bullpen has taken a huge hit because Joba Chamberlein is now going to be a starting pitcher. In the bullpen they now have LaTroy Hawkins and Kyle Farnsworth. In these days of steroids that isn't going to get you very far. Their whole outfield is old and not fast at all. Left to right they have Hideki Matsui (33), Melky Caberera (Slow), and Bobby Abreau (Both Things). You can expect them to just fall out of the playoffs because they still have A-Rod and Derek Jeter.
3. Toronto Blue Jays-The Jays have lost their touch that they never had. They are so close to finally being a contender but they are missing the final piece to the puzzle. They have solid hitting, OK starting pitching, and very good fielding. That's good right? Wrong. Their bullpen looks like a Double AA team's and there starting pitchers fall short after 1 and 2. You should expect roughly decent season out of them. I call their percentage around .545.
4. Tampa Bay Rays- New name but sadly same team. They won't do good without more standouts but they are going to have a better year than people think. I'm predicting a .495 season out of them. Their lineup is extremely underrated. I mean Crawford, Willington, Young, Harris, Gomes, Navaro. Very good. So what are they missing? PITCHING! Scott Kazmir=BUST. The Rays have to move past their flop in Kazmir and go get a key pitcher. Until them they will be just decent.
5. Baltimore Orioles-Last AND least is what they are-let me make this team quick. They have no pitching and relief pitching and they have no defense now that Tejada is gone. There best players are Melvin Mora and Brian Roberts. Not bad but look anywhere else on the team. Expect a MAJOR letdown from this team. I'll say there percentage is around .390 to be nice.

World's Cheapest Car Goes On Sale!

This piece of crap went on slae yesterday and it get 50 MPG! The price is to die for: $2,500!!! Seriously. I'm not joking! Take a first look at this car

The car looks good but take a look at this.

• No Air Conditioning
• Max Speed 43 MPH
• Manual Steering
• No Air Bag
• Bodywork made of sheet metal and plastic

See? Cool Car anyway.

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New Website

Me and my friends remember when in 5th grade at the beginning of they year we had a website that I made that me, and my friends joe, stephen, and dylan helped put articles up onto the site. ITS BACK. I'm introducing the new and imprved sportypickle.9f.com!!!It is new and improved too. I also managed to keep my expert writers back for another year of sportypickling away for the cost of...free! So check out the site even though I must warn you that the site is not completely done YET! So just read what is done and keep checking back for more articles.

This site means: I unfortunately will have less blogs on this site. It will now be a stretch to post 4 times a week but I will try my best. You can bring that to the bank. And cash it.

Sweet!

I Just got my pocket camcorder from Amazon today and it is awesome. I wanted to get a pocket size camcorder for about 1 month and it came down between the Flip Video or the RCA Small Wonder EZ210. I easily chose the Small Wonder because it was really smaller and also $40 less than the Flip, it had a optional SD Memory slot too. It also has a flip out screen. Better quality and better brand name. And more actual memory and it has built in software. I WILL TRY TO GET SOME OF MY VIDEOS THAT I MADE ON MY WEBSITE.

Free Music

I was just strolling Google looking for free music when I found this site that is freaking awesome. All you have to do is go to the website, type in a artist or song you like ( for me, Maroon 5) then it will think of songs that are like whatever you typed in and play them for free. Its a great way of listening to new music you never heard of before for free. The first song it played when I typed in Maroon 5 was Sweetest goodbye by Maroon 5. I liked that so the next song was called Breaking All The Ground by Joe Firstman. Both of those songs I have never heard of before but now like. It is a great website. I added its link to "My Links" and here it is again-remember that this site is totally free and you don't even have to tell them anything-not even your first name-so without further ado, here is the royal link:
Click Here

Drumming Phenom

Top 10 Pictures of 2007

10.A Gangsta's Remote

9. Vote Yes!

8. Ninja Kitty

7. Pandas Need Protecting

6. Destroyer of Worlds

5. I Want Cookies!

4. The Kitty Sniper

3. Graffiti Stairs Illusion

2. Squirrel Warfare

1. Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Fun Game: Diner Dash

This game is called Diner Dash and click here to play it. It is addicting. see ya tomorrow!

joe's Website

My friend Joe has just made a website of his own: Joe's Website-Click Here
His website last time I checked is still under progress but he does have playoff picks so you should check it out. It will be in my favorite links section.

Wild Card Weekend

Here are my picks for wild card weekend and also why I picked who I did.

Jacksonville at Pittsburgh
I'm picking Jacksonville in this game because of their great running game. When you have Fred Taylor (Left) and Maurice Jones-Drew that is one of the best Running attacks in the NFL. Pittsburgh can't hold up because their running game only has Najeh Davenport who won't do anything and Ben Roethlisberger isn't good enough to handle a team. On the other hand David Garrard has thrown 2 INT this whole year compared to Roethliberger's 11 INT. On defense it looks like PITT plays hit or miss while the Jags are consistent. Bottom Line: Jaguars, 17. Steelers, 13.


Tennessee at San Diego
I'm picking San Diego in this game because San Diego's defense is the best defense in the National Football League. Tennessee's defense falls apart without Albert Haynesworth who is injured right now. On the other side one of the best backs in football, LT, faces at best decent running back LenDale White. At quarterback, San Diego is good when you put it up next to a injured leg with Vince Young and Kerry Collins as a back up. Bottom Line: Tennessee, 10. San Diego, 27.

Washington at Seattle
I'm picking Seattle based on talent. The Seahawks have all been in this position before when they went to the Super Bowl while the emotional Redskins have never been here before. At quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has been outstanding this whole year same as Jason Campbell BUT Campbell is injured so he will not start. At Running back Shaun Alexander has always played big in big games while Clinton Portis has never been in a big game. At Wide Receiver they are about the same talent wise. They are also the same on defense too.
Bottom Line: Washington, 21. Seattle, 24.
New York Giants at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
This is going to be the wild card game to watch. Both of these teams had a different strategy at entering the playoffs. First let me start with the Giants. The Giants already had clinched a spot before the Patriots game but they still decided to not rest their starters. The result: They played well but got more injuries handed to them. What I think: WORST COACHING MOVE EVER! Coaches dream of having a free bye week in week 17 which is exactly what both teams got. The Giants decided to play all their tired starters and make them even more tired in time for the playoffs and they still lost. They could be injury free into the playoffs but because of that idiotic move to start all of their starters they have 4 injuries and 10 tired players. Great job Tom Coughlin. On the other side the Tampa Bay Bucs rested all their starters for the last 2 weeks becuase of injuries. Now, all their starters have not played in 20 days but at least they are all injury free and well rested. Talent wise the giants would win but since that idiotic move to start their starters they are going to lose this game.
Bottom Line: New York giants, 10. Tampa Bay, 45.

So those are my wild card predictions.

This Year in Sports in Pictures and Captions

The year in sports with captions. Throughout the year in order of the year. You know: January, February, March, Etc.


By a show of hands, who in here have I shot before?


That is nice of you to ask. But tonight's results notwithstanding, I think Adrian Peterson has better long term potential. So I'd like to keep my options open.

First of all, I am happy you are excited to have me as your coach. Clearly, you don't follow the NFL closely, and that's a good thing for me.

Listen gentlemen. Don't try to be hero's at there tonight. Only one of us is Tim Tebow.

My team has been exposed. We're like bare arms in a sweater vest.

Come back here! Don't have to make me fire off a warning shot!

Rex, I'm sure this is just the start of great things for you. It's an uphill from here.

Come on do it. Ask him if the rumor about Bridget Moynaham is true.

What do you mean the vibrations from their speakers have broken all of our spy camera lenses?

We're winning, but somehow the whole playoff experience wouldn't feel real without doing this.

Maybe if I just turn and throw it straight out of bounds, no one will intercept it.

If this sheet blows down, America will think that Janet Jackson thing was G-Rated.

Congratulations on becoming the first black coach to lose the Super Bowl.

Oh yah. Oh yah. Oh baby. Rubbin' is Racin'.

What! 3.49 for regular unleaded? That's insane. I'll find another pit stop somewhere else.

Help! Help! All of my sponsor logo's are getting ruined!

I'm okay. I'm good actually. Bleeding helps relieve some of the pressure behind my eyes.

Okay. Bring out the mask. I just can't take it anymore.

What direction is Kentucky. That way?

You'll love this jacket. I've found it gives great support through the chest.

He has nice hair. Wonder if that look would work for me.

It would be more fitting to have a jersey with a number 2 on it, if you know what I mean.

That was quite a long wait you had. How many embarrassing pictures were you in during that time that will someday make their way to the internet. 15? 20?

This Saturday night you are going to find out what its like to be punched by a man who likes to wear ladies clothes.

I have decided to rejoin the Yankees, fans! Also, in a related hiring, Brian McNamee has rejoined the team's training staff.

Yah! We finally get to shave!

Oh my god! If Tony doesn't get me a wedding ring this big I am going to be so pissed at him!

I've never been in a photo with inaminate objects before.

Thank you for coming up here Mr. Oden. But where is your grandson. No-no I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That joke is so played out. You don't look a day over 40.

That's awesome. Your totally blinding the Queen with your plate.

I am so excited to finally be here in America. Really. My ankle is literally throbbing with excitement.

Tim Donaghy is just one rouge ref.

Ok, maybe he is one of five rouge referees. But that still isn't a lot.

Ok, Ok. He's one of at least 10, OK? Are you happy now? All of them are corrupt, alright? Either completely incompetent or corrupt. There I said it.

This is the Garden, where some of the greatest players ever played. I'm talking Dino Radja, Dana Barros, Ron Mercer, Jiri Welsch. The list goes on and on.

Little help. Little help here, please. I tried to bow, but I think I pulled something in my back because I'm so top-heavy.

Thank you for all the support through all these years. You are all welcome to visit me in jail at any time.

This would make an awesome hood ornament on my Buick LeSabre.

I am sorry for what I did. And I want everyone to know I'm not some animal. If I was, my friends would have put me down a long time ago.

Hey don't look at me. It's not my fault.

What do you mean we've been compromised? F*** OK, Heres what you do. Go destroy all of my documents. All but my contract with Buzzlebub and Prince Darkness.

Well, at least I have the Knicks season to look forward too.

OK, I think I determined why all the flies are attracted to you. There is a huge brown skidmark on the back of your pants. Would you like to tell me how it got there?

I'm sorry. I'm not used to having estrogen in my body. It makes me tear up easily.

Please tell me that's water they just wasted dumping it on me, and not beer.

Yay! No Jimmy Fallon!

Yeah, I took it from my parent's maid. She doesn't know. She'll probably get fired.

Hmm. A $108 million dollar payroll. I'm not sure what I can do with that.

This can not be happening. We're being badly outcoached by Dave Wannstedt.

Looks like your draft stock just went down the crapper, Buddy. sorry.

Mark my words. If you want to hire someone to help destroy the credibility of your sport, you can't hire a better man then Sen. George Mitchell.

Remember when Rafael Palmiero did this in Congress? Man that was hilarious.

I've got Mitchell Reports here, Mitchell Reports! Come and get 'em. You can't know who to put an asterisk next to without a report!