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Time Goes Fast When Your Having Fun

Back already. Seems like it hasn't even been a day even though I just went for a weekend. Let me run down what I did at my cousin's house in Maine. But first you have to learn my aunts, uncles, grandparents, and of course cousins. Here we go starting with everybody. First, my aunt martha who is fun and caring and has a 16 year old Labrador retriever that just broke his leg but is ok. My uncle vince married aunt martha and he is funny with mostly jokes about sports, for example down at the Cape we were talking about International Baseball and he said "yeah, Iraq would have a very explosive offense." They are the parents of my cousin Tom and also my cousin Molly. tom is funny and roots for the Yankees and the Jets but still talks sports better than me. Molly doesn't care about sports but likes the Pats because of Tom Brady's face. I have my aunt beth who is fun and married my uncle rob who knows the red sox inside and out. They had my cousin Dan who is my one of my favorite cousins right next to Tom and also my cousin Diane who is the best at games like Concentration.

So now that you have met everybody let me just run down the names one more time: Beth, Rob, Dan, Diane, Martha, Vince, Tom, and Molly. Of course I also have me, my brother Chris, Mom and dad.

Here is a list of what I did with my cousins:

• Play ping-pong with Tom, Dan, and Chris
• Watch the horrible movie "Throw Momma From The Train".
• Watch Man vs. World and watch Bear Grylles one time go nude when it is 20 degrees because his clothes are wet and he needs them to dry off so he does 5 jumping jacks and 5 push ups and then his clothes are magically dry.
• Listen to tom's great stories
• Go bowling at yankee lane
• watch 16-0 happen in front of everybody
• watch Goodfellas
• Go home
  

So while I'm gone...

If you read my last post, you know that I am happily going to Maine for a little VACATION. BUT since my viewers are still left bored for the days I' m gone I left some links to stuff that will amuse your brain and yourself. Check it out:

Computer Game: http://onemorelevel.com/games.php?game=644

Website: http://sportspickle.com/

Thing to check out: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ONFQ2K/ref=s9_flash_asin_image_2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-6&pf_rd_r=0GJVHS02HAGRCAXF4NG6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=292859201&pf_rd_i=507846

Going up to Maine!

Every year my family has traditions. Like for example every year we go down to Truro in Cape Cod with all our cousins (even ours from England)! So we have a lot of traditions and one is a few days after Christmas all of us go up to our cousin's house in Maine and get together. This year is no different as I am about to leave for a 2 or 3 day trip to Maine. This means I cannot post tomorrow, or the next day. I will be able to talk about it and recap it on Sunday. See ya Sunday!

P.S. I also got season 2 of How I met your mother on DVD for Christmas too. Just a little late.

Christmas Recap

So this Christmas has been generally great! Here is what I got:
PSP
PSP-Smackdown vs. raw 2008
PSP-The Simpsons Game
PS2-NHL 2K8
PS2-Guitar Hero III:Legends of Rock
Bubble Gum Machine
Bubble Gum
Autographed Red Sox Bat
Daisuke Matsuzaka Poster with Frame
Autographed Mini Helmet with Richard Seymour's Real autograph
Autographed Mini Helmet with Rodney Harrison's Real autograph
Long Sleeve Basketball Shirt
Trash Barrel (Needed One)
Manicure Set (ugh)
Boxers
$15 Itunes card

Ebay-Car

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevrolet-Silverado-2500-LTZ-2500HD-2007-CHEVROLET-2500HD-CREWCAB-LTZ-NAV-DVD-SUNROOF-2WD_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ90969QQihZ001QQitemZ110207042650QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW


thats teh link to see that you can buy a car on ebay. its a

2007 Chevrolet : Silverado 2500 LTZ 2500HD

and is selling for 29,000. ON EBAY

Scene It!

I went to my friends house last night for a Christmas Party and one of the things that we did was play the game Scene It for teh first time in my life. Even though it was Disney Edition it was still real fun. But once I got home around 10 PM I wanted to get my own. So today in the morning I went on the internet and found a site where you can play Scene It for FREE online. Here is the sites name:
http://www.screenlifegames.com/play_now.php

Totally free and wicked fun. They see how good you are by your time so try to see if you can beat my time for Music which is: 1:48:59

Beat My Time then add a comment with your time.
See YA

The Llamma song

The llama song is a song about-you guessed it- llamas! Here is the link to see it, try to say the lyrics:

Tim Tebow Jokes

Best of the best Tim Tebow Jokes:

1. When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow
2. Tim Teow hits blackjack with just one card
3. Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at him for having a weakness
4. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas
5. When life gives Tim Tebow lemons, he kills terrorists. He hates lemonade
6. Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice.
7. When Google can't find something it asks Tim Tebow for help
8. Tim Tebow is the reason Waldo is hiding
9. When you take your SAT write "Tim Tebow" for every answer. You will get %1600 percent.
10. Tim Tebow can dribble a football
11. Tim Tebow sleeps with a flashlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.
12. Tim Tebow's tears can cure cancer...to bad he doesn't cry
13. Tim Tebow doesn't do push ups. He pushes down the earth
14. Tim Tebow's house has no doors. He has walls he walks through
15. If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Tim Tebow
    

Ruin Romo!

I remember watching the show 1st and 10 on ESPN and remember the Host and Skip Bayless talking about a website called ruinromo.com. The sites purpose is to ruin Romo at his next game against the Carolina Panthers buy getting a print out of Jessica Simpson's face and bringing it to the game. Why? Because Tony played horrible in front of one of her at the last game so he should do WICKED bad at this game when he faces 60,000 Simpson's instead of one. So spread teh cheer and ruin Romo again, the site is called ruinromo.com. Here is where you should get the down loadable picture of Simpson by copying and pasting this:

http://ruinromo.com/images/jessica.pdf


Have fun ruining romo!

Coaches Telling Lies

One of my blogging friends, Ryan, puts up all songs on his own site, ryanparkersongs.com, and about once a week I decide to put a song I like of his up so here it is:



Last year I called the press together due to rumors I had seen,
That said I would betray the Dolphins and go coach another team,
You should have heard the fables and the stories that I gave them,
I convinced them if I left then my name wasn't Nick Saban,

Cause I respected Wayne Huizenga and I'd never sell him out,
And who knew what all this false unfounded gossip was about,
I absolutely positively would not tell a lie,
Now all that really meant is he could kiss my ass goodbye,

When I said that I would stay I meant that I was going away,
Don't you know that's how deceitful coaches work,
When the going gets too tough then I'll say I've had enough,
I don't care if they all think that I'm a jerk,
You see I did it all for me but I claimed my family,
Was the reason I deserted all my guys,
So check your TV Guide because the Razorbacks and Tide,
Will be the battle of the Coaches Telling Lies,

Thanks for the advice Nick,
I used it down in Atlanta,

I left a note to let the Falcons know why I was gone,
And I made sure that my movers had me out of town by dawn,
I wore a pair of shades and signed my name as Rick Pitino,
But the movers still asked if I was Bobby Petrino,

I said yes but hurry up cause there will be an angry mob,
When Atlanta finds out that I have got another job,
Even though they should have seen why I decided to defect,
I've got a family to feed and a career to protect,

When I said that I would stay I meant that I was going away,
Don't you know that's how deceitful coaches work,
When the going gets too tough then I'll say I've had enough,
I don't care if they all think that I'm a jerk,
You see I did it all for me but I claimed my family,
Was the reason I deserted all my guys,
So check your TV Guide because the Razorbacks and Tide,
Will be the battle of the Coaches Telling Lies ...

Beat Me At This Game Right Now

http://www.addictinggames.com/miniputt.html
if you haven't played it play it and beat me. Here are my actually scores on what I got. I you have questions on how to ace certain holes add a comment. So here are my total game scores in 6 attempts at the game:

1. 39
2. 37
3. 37
4. 42
5. 39
6. 37

Beat those scores!

First Post

BREAKING NEWS: THIS SITE HAS JUST BLOWN UP...OVER EXCITEMENT!
Of course that was a complete dramatization of what this is all about. This site's main point is over time I will make a test that unravels the real you. you don't even know what you are capable of. I will push your skills to the limit harder than anything else has ever done. My goal on this site is to have 1 or 2 new post EVERY SINGLE DAY. What do those post include inside them is what is important though. If I find something cool online, I will probably put a link up as a new post and talk about it for a while. Some of my main sections will include: Games, Sports, Video Games, Home, People, Fantasy Football, and etc. So if you were wondering how does this help find the new you, you are about to be embraced with an answer in the next 3 to 4 lines: This site is all about finding the new you by clicking on EVERYTHING I put on this site, trying to do stuff that you thought was never possible to do online before, and to also show you cool stuff on Ebay. Example: Rubber Ducky Toilet. And hopefully you will buy the much needed Items I put on this site. I may also put on other stuff like Youtube videos, challenges, dares, and etc. A bonus feature on this site is something I like to call a "Whoopie Pie". a whoopie pie is where you at home find something so good online or something that I will put it on this site, praise it for the week, give big kudos to you, and much more. So stay tuned