Saturday, December 22, 2007

Tim Tebow Jokes

Best of the best Tim Tebow Jokes:
  1. When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow
  2. Tim Teow hits blackjack with just one card
  3. Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at him for having a weakness
  4. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas
  5. When life gives Tim Tebow lemons, he kills terrorists. He hates lemonade
  6. Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice.
  7. When Google can't find something it asks Tim Tebow for help
  8. Tim Tebow is the reason Waldo is hiding
  9. When you take your SAT write "Tim Tebow" for every answer. You will get %1600 percent.
  10. Tim Tebow can dribble a football
  11. Tim Tebow sleeps with a flashlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.
  12. Tim Tebow's tears can cure cancer...to bad he doesn't cry
  13. Tim Tebow doesn't do push ups. He pushes down the earth
  14. Tim Tebow's house has no doors. He has walls he walks through
  15. If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Tim Tebow

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